Anyway, after last night's HEE-LAHRIOUS shenanigans on the Channel 4 forums, seems that I've been taken as Comedy Martyr again, and kicked off by the Moderators.
They offered me no reprieve, so I responded, this time.
To Whom It May Concern,
I thought, this time, I may refute the allegations of 'trolling' on this, the second suspension I have been subjected to. The first time was a joke in itself. (How in the WORLD does saying 'I shall come at you, like a buzzard' require a banning? Last planet I was on, that was a quote from a television show!)
Personally, and I have made my feelings quite clear on the forum already, the Green Wing forum is now a cliquey, false, intellectually-starved creché; older members have been pushed out, the place is COVERED in 'spam' (the Green Wing Incestuous Brigade), and you take the steps to remove the people who want it back like it was, a genuinely nice atmosphere where you could have a good chat about anything; without having to decipher text language?
I do hope that I am not the only member to have been 'disposed of' so unfairly; the place has become a joke among those who have been here for years. And we ALL made it clear last night. So, you just continue to encourage the Big Brother-esque culture of stupidity and ignorance, we'll be on our merry way to pastures new and less simple.
I'm not about to plead with you for forgiveness or reinstatement or whatever. There's no point, when you run what effectively is an establishment for the hard of thinking. Apologies for wanting a bit of substance in my reading.
Good day to you, sirs. And thank you for the chance to 'go all Edwardian' on you.
Regards,
A very disappointed ex-member. (Toy Polloi/The Squirrel)
Aye, too right I fucking responded. Last night was far too entertaining to be blighted by this rubbish.
I am such a nerd.
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It was *very* amusing! I really struggled to tear myself away, I was gutted I had to leave.
It's funny, having read your reply to the mods, I just keep hearing Alan on his campaign drive . . . 'Respond, respond, respond'.
Bloody marvelous fun!
Well, I was writing it while driving a Fiat Panda onto the pavement in front of old people...
I've always wanted to 'Go All Edwardian' on someone. In fact; I'm going to patent that.
i *just* realised that that was you
hello
monty
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